If we’re going to leave Iraq soon, it might be useful to bring al-Sadr and his cohorts back with us when we ship out.
We can protect them from their enemies in Iraq and, at the same time, they could be ever so useful in various ways around here.
They might make the rounds of the talk shows. They could perk up the ratings on some evening news shows. We should probably keep them away from Rosie and Donald, until we can provide translators with sufficient skill to handle all the subtle nuances.
There are endless possibilities as we roll into our upcoming elections.
And think of the book deals.
Last but not least, the Global Warming folks are said to be planning an expedition to the South Pole and they are looking for people who think “out of the box” to join this historic venture. Frankly these al-Sadr folks ought to meet that criterion without disturbing their turbans.
