Let’s see if we’ve got this straight.

After the election, which we’re going to win, by the way:

We will not be racist.

We will not be sexist.

We will not be anti-war.

We will not be . . . .

Well you get the pattern.

This is all only about getting past the election, which we are going to win, by the way.

We are going to knit this country back together.

Then we’ll just all hang out together and be nice.

And after the election, the world will get back to normal.

The bad guys will go back into their caves.

And all will be well again.

Sure. Can hardly wait. What channel is TV Land on these days?